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    FACTORY WORKERS

    Factory Workers In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men. Concerned about this, a local woman called on the manager and asked him, "Why is it you limit your employees to married men? Is it because you think women are weak, dumb, cantankerous..or what?" "Not at all, Ma'am," the manager replied. "It is because our employees are used to obeying orders, are accustomed to being shoved around, know how to keep their mouths shut and don't pout when I yell at them."
  2. Free Houston Shipping Channel Tour http://www.portofhouston.com/samhou/samhou.html Thanks Durbs for pointing this out :ilikeit:
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    Surfing move!!!!

    Go Jody :ilikeit:
  4. Great Truths About Growing Old :holy: 1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. 2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. 3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there. 4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. 5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. 6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. 7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
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    Making Faces

    Making Faces Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms.Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, "Johnny, when I was a child, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Johnny looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."
  6. Man this looks like a great outing Anybody going ?? http://www.shrp.com/liveracing_june13.html America the group the music the era :ilikeit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-VGxYAVx-0...&playnext=1 The best http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnhKcCwZwl8 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0KKGdb4qUY Christopher Cross
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    Broken Down

    Broken Down A project manager, a computer programmer and a computer operator are driving down the road when the car they are in gets a flat tire. The three men try to solve the problem. The project manager said: "Let's catch a cab and in ten minutes we'll reach our destination." The computer programmer said: "We have here the driver's guide. I can easily replace the flat tire and continue our drive." The computer operator said: "First of all, let's turn off the engine and turn it on again. Maybe it will fix the problem." Suddenly a Microsoft software engineer passed by and said: "Try to close all windows, get off the car, and then get in and try again."
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    TEXAS

    Durbs does this mean that Durbs is about to give way to Tex :ilikeit: :ilikeit:
  9. :holy: ---------------------- Without GOD , our week would be: Sinday, Mournday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Fightday & Shatterday. If you are not ashamed of GOD , pass it on . Remember seven days WITHOUT GOD makes one WEAK!! :holy:
  10. Global financial crisis? It is August. In a small town on the South Coast of France, holiday season is in full swing, but it is raining so there is not too much business happening. Everyone is heavily in debt. Luckily, a rich Russian tourist arrives in the foyer of the small local hotel. He asks for a room and puts a Euro100 note on the reception counter, takes a key and goes to inspect the room located up the stairs on the third floor. :ilikeit: The hotel owner takes the bank note in hurry and rushes to his meat supplier to whom he owes E100. The butcher takes the money and races to his wholesale supplier to pay his debt. The wholesaler rushes to the farmer to pay E100 for sheep he purchased some time ago. The farmer triumphantly gives the E100 note to the grocer from whom his family had taken supplies on credit. The grocer goes quickly to the hotel, as he owed the hotel owner rental for occupying the shop in one corner of the hotel. At that moment, the rich Russian comes down to Reception and informs the hotel owner that the proposed room is unsatisfactory, takes his E100 back, and departs. :censored: There was no profit or income. But everyone no longer has any debt and the small town people look optimistically towards their future. COULD THIS BE THE SOLUTION TO THE Global Financial Crisis? Or, is there a catch here?
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    Remember this

    A CHOPPER :ilikeit: Yes wow I had forgotten Easy Rider wow yes we forget so quickly Peter Fonda
  12. the funniest thing is I was invited to a Pakistani eatery with a Pakistani and Indian collegue who told joke s about each others nationality The main course was goat curry with all the trimmings Yes I said goat not great and now have a goat in my doggy bag in the freezer
  13. Beggars' Classic from London Parvinder and Habib are beggars. They beg in different areas of London . Habib begs just as long as Parvinder but only collects £2 to £3 every day. Parvinder brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend. Habib says to Parvinder 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day?' Parvinder says, 'Look at your sign, what does it say'? Habib's sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'. Parvinder says 'No wonder you only get £2- £3 Habib says... 'So what does your sign say'? Parvinder shows Habib his sign.... It reads, 'I only need another £10 to move back to Pakistan '.
  14. Thanks Buttercup Great Video Now days we rush to work, and get in front of the screen with every email demanding attention and nobody has time to say How are you You looking good today when the job goes well -- that is what is expected when things go wrong and you feel like the sky is falling and you attempt to do damage control to save the situation you are told you were lucky, not good save or good job etc I think you get my slant It would be great to switch on the computer and it was personalized to say Good Morning Eileen , good to see you great smile good looking what you got cooking Love it Thanks for the link and smile
  15. Can I get her to say nice things to me? Like Good Morning . You're looking good to day. You did well today . Good job. Well done.
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