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:unsure: Miss Bea, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been

married. She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

 

One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into

her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she

prepared tea. As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister

noticed cut glass bowl sitting on top of it, filled with water. In the

water

floated, of all things, a condom!

 

When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor

tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange

floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer

resist.

 

Miss Bea," he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?"

pointing

to the bowl.

 

"Oh, yes," she replied, "isn't it wonderful?

I was walking downtown a few months ago and I found this little package

on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it

wet, and it would prevent the spread of disease.

And you know I haven't had a cold all winter!"

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hehehe... Ignorance is bliss

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